OK in order to see who won, you have to read my stupid story of the day! (Lucky you!)
So Chris and I were watching TV and we noticed this smell.
1.Me thinking it was my husband, stuck my tongue out at him and wrinkled my nose.
2.Chris thinking it was the dog(s), covered his nose with his shirt and went about playing his computer.
3. Hooch and Jack (the dogs) thinking it was Chris, got up and moved away.
So after about 5 minutes, the normal amount of time for any kind of fart to move away, it's still there!! So I go on a search to find the stink. I didn't have to go far...it was Bee!! My sweet little baby smelt like my old husband!! After I put my gag reflex back where it belongs, I went to change the diaper.
It was too messy so I cleaned him up the best I could with wipes on the bathroom floor and dunked his little bum in the bath. We were playing and splashing, having a great time. It was time to end the bath and I turn to get a towel off the counter. My foot lands smack dab in the middle of the grossest diaper I've EVER had to change!! (I know you are all puking at this post but you have to read it if you want to see who wins!)
So I say "Are you serious?!" And just burst out laughing! What else could I do? It was totally my fault for not putting it in the garbage. It was stinking up the whole bathroom, I knew it was there!! So what do I do? (The kid's in the tub with clean water, I can't do the splits to wash it off in the sink so...) Yup you guessed it, my foot goes in the toilet (which I just cleaned yesterday and NO one uses that bathroom except Bee for his bath so it's not that bad). And a couple flushes later, I'm able to hop into the bedroom and grab some wipes. Wipe it down good, no more like great! And squirt out about a pound of antibacterial stuff on my foot, and call it good to go.
I can still feel the yuckiness on my foot so I have washed it about 10 times since then. (I'm sure I'll have no skin left by tomorrow morning!) It's long gone, I'm sure. But I can just feel it, ya know?! (Okay maybe you don't, but still.....)
So now that the grossest story EVER written on my blog is done with, I will go onto the winner of the apron....it's all that commented!! (Wish you would have got over here sooner, huh?!!)
No but seriously, JoAnn's is having a sale, I have a little extra cash and my hubby is leaving for two weeks for TDY.....I'm making Rachel H, Kate, Mary, Rachael, A.men (I don't know her name yet), Amelia Bedelia and Mal aprons!!!!!! YAY you! (Thanks for reading my blog!)
SOoOoO..you seven ladies, send me your addresses and favorite color (I'll try to work with it) and I'll get to making us some new aprons!
(Mary-I'll just give you yours when it's done.)