Don't you Hate it When...
(This is a repost but it was soo funny and really a Don't you hate it moment!)
So Chris and I were watching TV and we noticed this smell.
1.Me thinking it was my husband, stuck my tongue out at him and wrinkled my nose.
2.Chris thinking it was the dog(s), covered his nose with his shirt and went about playing his computer.
3. Hooch and Jack (the dogs) thinking it was Chris, got up and moved away.
So after about 5 minutes, the normal amount of time for any kind of fart to move away, it's still there!! So I go on a search to find the stink. I didn't have to go far...it was Bee!! My sweet little baby smelt like my old husband!! After I put my gag reflex back where it belongs, I went to change the diaper.
It was too messy so I cleaned him up the best I could with wipes on the bathroom floor and dunked his little bum in the bath. We were playing and splashing, having a great time. It was time to end the bath and I turn to get a towel off the counter. My foot lands smack dab in the middle of the grossest diaper I've EVER had to change!!
So I say "Are you serious?!" And just burst out laughing! What else could I do? It was totally my fault for not putting it in the garbage. It was stinking up the whole bathroom, I knew it was there!! So what do I do? (The kid's in the tub with clean water, I can't do the splits to wash it off in the sink so...) Yup you guessed it, my foot goes in the toilet (which I just cleaned yesterday and NO one uses that bathroom except Bee for his bath so it's not that bad). And a couple flushes later, I'm able to hop into the bedroom and grab some wipes. Wipe it down good, no more like great! And squirt out about a pound of antibacterial stuff on my foot, and call it good to go.
I can still feel the yuckiness on my foot so I have washed it about 10 times since then. (I'm sure I'll have no skin left by tomorrow morning!) It's long gone, I'm sure. But I can just feel it, ya know?! (Okay maybe you don't, but still.....)
Don't you hate it when that happens...yeah me too!
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13 comments:
I remember this one...totally gross, you and binks...throw up and Poop...two things I dry heave on! My gag reflex is still working, thanks for testing it! lol!
You're comment was golden! lol!
ooooo yucky yuck yucky!!! I only have one good poo story-if there is such a thing as a good poo story-well yours was a good poo story LOL
So gross! We've had yucky moments with babies and diapers but I don't think we've had anything quite as gross as that one! lol!
Oh LOL! That's one of those days where you just CAN'T WAIT to see what happens next...
Been there, done that....didn't like it either. Ick!
I remember this one too! Loved it then and now!!!!
I'm visiting from SSS. Yeah, I would hate that. It is funny if it is someone else. Yucky if it were me!
you really stepped in it!
the only thing that comes close to yours...is when I stepped in fresh dog poo outside with bare feet...ewwwww, if I think about it I will smell it...so, I won't go there!
Cute and funny story!
OK you are going to give OCD girl a heart attack!!!!! and the sad thing is that as I read it I could picture you and that makes it even worse.
Awh, your story was very funny, and if I hadn't voted for myself, I would have voted for you. I just loved the visual image of you giving your potty foot, a potty bath in the potty!
I needed a good poop story right after lunch! LOL Just visiting from the SSS btw :)
OH my heck...that was too funny!
I am so glad you found my page and I just found you too! So good to have you join my groupie!
I'm off to vote now and read more! :-)
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